Flyer
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| Flyer | |
| General | |
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| Materials | paper |
| Volume | 0 |
| Weight | 0.01 lbs |
| Other | |
| Price | 0 $ |
| As a Melee Weapon | |
| Bash Dmg | 0 |
| Cut Dmg | 0 |
| To Hit | +0 |
| Disassembling this item might yield 1 paper. | |
These flyers contain information and lore. For a complete list of all possible variants of the flyers see the Snippets.json file and read the flyer parts. Contains spoilers obviously.
Fliers
Below is the text for fliers that exist in game (via fliers.json) as of August 28, 2020.
This is an advertisement for Aunt Janice's Pickled Meat. "When times get tough, the tough get pickling. Aunt Janice's Pickled Meat: more than 30% real beef!" (263 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for compact bionic modules. "Nerve pain? Depression? Tardiness? There's not a problem a compact bionic module can't solve. Talk to your doctor to find out if CBMs are right for you!" (264 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement promoting facial recognition quadcopters. It shows a formation of the so-called 'eyebots' flying outward from an American flag in an explosion of stars and stripes. Beneath, it reads "Don't worry, we'll watch your back." (265 fliers.json)
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This is a somewhat weather-worn advertisement for the 'new' FEMA evacuation shelters. Beneath the colorful photo it reads, "Familiarize yourself with your nearest emergency shelter. It could save your life." (266 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for a FEMA evacuation shelter. Beneath a picture of a shelter it reads, "Contact your local FEMA office to arrange a tour of your nearest evacuation shelter. Be prepared!" (267 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for a pre-manufactured emergency supply kit. It is made of a very flashy tactical fabric and looks very impractical based on your experience. "Be ready for anything with the Tactica Supreme GO-30 kit."00 (268 fliers.json)
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This is an ad for a complicated survival knife with an enormous serrated back edge and far too many tools included in the handle. "Come down to the Knife Shack at Cumberton Mall! We've got it all." (269 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for a local church. The picture looks surprisingly mundane, but the text is not: "Revelations services offered round the clock. The end times are here, make your peace." (270 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for a local church. It looks like it was put together at the last minute. "Visit St Mary's on the River while it's not too late. Repent, while you still can!" (271 fliers.json)
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This is a hand-drawn flier that has been photocopied for wide distribution. It reads, in what looks like sharpie-bolded letters, "THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW. This is all THEIR fault. They are watching everything. They brought this on us." There used to be tear-away phone numbers at the bottom, but they're all gone now. (272 fliers.json)
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This is a government-issued, air-dropped alert. "STAY IN YOUR HOMES. Universal curfew in effect. Police and military forces are authorized to use lethal force against looters and rioters." (273 fliers.json)
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This is a government-issued, air-dropped alert. "STAY IN YOUR HOMES. Police and military forces have been dispatched to your area and will help escort you to safety. DO NOT APPROACH ROADBLOCKS WITHOUT AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL." (274 fliers.json)
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This is a government-issued, air-dropped alert. "EVACUATION ALERT. Please make your way to the nearest FEMA evacuation shelter. Avoid crowds. Looters and rioters may turn violent against unarmed civilians. Seek protection from police and military forces if traveling in groups." (275 fliers.json)
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This is a government-issued, air-dropped alert. "EVACUATION ALERT. Please make your way to the nearest FEMA evacuation shelter. Travel in groups and avoid crowds. This is believed to be a biological agent that causes violent behavior: do not attempt to engage looters or rioters." (276 fliers.json)
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This is a glossy, high quality flier. "What they don't want you to know! Reading this may save your life." Inside is a series of warnings recommending people avoid the evacuation shelters, and worse, the FEMA evacuation camps, along with some high-quality telephoto shots showing bodies being shoveled into huge pits by excavation machines. (277 fliers.json)
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This is a grocery store coupon flier. The front page looks like normal meat advertising, but inside the pictures become increasingly more gruesome images of severed human body parts and organs. It is dated two days after the evacuation orders were sounded. (278 fliers.json)
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This is a grocery store coupon flier, dated three days before the evacuation orders went out. "At Marigold Market, we still have canned food and bottled water! Come on in and stock up!" The front image shows a grocery store, the entrance flanked by a pair of smiling guards armed with assault rifles. (279 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for a local electronics store, dated a few weeks before the evacuation order. "Sale on Universal Power Supplies and refurbished laptops at DigiMart, three days only!" (280 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for Rivtech brand handguns. It shows a picture of a well armed couple in business suits with matching handguns facing down a legion of villainous looking characters. The caption reads: "Protect yourself with the Rivtech caseless automagnum!" (281 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for Rivtech brand rifles. It shows a picture of a smiling soldier with a futuristic looking rifle on her shoulder saluting the viewer. The caption reads: "Rivtech caseless firearms proudly supports our Military." (282 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for Rivtech brand firearms. It shows a picture of a trio of well armed hunters. The three are each armed with different futuristic looking weapons and are shooting at a hostile crowd of approaching wildlife. The caption reads: "Rivtech caseless firearms. Superior stopping power." (283 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for a local funk-polka band, the "Chilly Winters". Apparently they were playing in the Wonky Donkey Pub. (284 fliers.json)
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This is a flier with the tour appearance dates of a small, niche-successful drum-and-bass/yodelling fusion band, the "Ol' Yellers". The dates continue well past the end of the world; most likely, the tour was cut short. (285 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for a death metal band, "Roxanne and the Soul-Crushing Ennui", known for mixing their ear-blasting riffs with chipper interludes of classic fifties doo-wop. The art depicts a zombified version of a Betty Crocker-esque housewife, slamming on a spike-encrusted electric guitar. (286 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for a local gun shop. In huge red letters, it reads: "This is it. Arm yourselves and protect your freedom. Come on down while supplies last." (287 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for Rivtech brand ammunition. It shows a picture of an armored steel plate with a gaping hole blasted through the middle. Sitting beside the plate is a block of brightly colored caseless ammunition. The caption reads: "Rivtech 8x40mm caseless. Nothing else comes close." (288 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for SUDS Laundromat. It shows words surrounded by bubbles that appear to be floating upward. It reads: "Tergitol Tuesdays! 50% off on all washers and driers!" (289 fliers.json)
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This is a propaganda poster showing the Northrop Dispatch's military variant. It depicts the iconic dark green, arachnoid dispatch, standing before a fence and facing away from the camera as blurring machines rush forward from its back towards black silhouettes menacing on the horizon. It reads: "WE ARE HERE TO PROTECT YOU." (290 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for Iron Gym. It shows pictures of people performing various exercises such as running, yoga and weight lifting. It reads: "I lift things up and put them down!" (291 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for Space Time Inc. It has pictures of astronauts floating around a spaceship with the Moon in the background. It reads: "Own your own piece of the Moon! For only $29.99 a month, you can have prime real estate amongst the stars!" (292 fliers.json)
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This is a public notice from the Centers for Disease Control. Its message, repeated in several languages, reads: "BOIL WATER ADVISORY. An unidentified agent has contaminated local groundwater. It is highly infectious and can cause erratic and violent behavior. Boil all water, and isolate any loved ones showing concerning symptoms. Visit www.cdc.gov/cdda-advisory for more information." (293 fliers.json)
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This is a public alert from the Centers for Disease Control. Its message, repeated in several languages, reads: PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT: Due to recent events, the CDC is issuing a warning to avoid public areas and spaces. An unknown biological contaminant is suspected to be affecting citizens. The CDC would like to remind the public to cover your nose and mouth when sneezing, wash your hands frequently, and receive an up-to-date flu shot if possible. Boiling water is recommended until further notice. (294 fliers.json)
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This is a public alert from the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Its message, repeated in several languages, reads: STAY IN YOUR HOMES! All residents of the New England Disaster Area are advised to shelter in place wherever possible. The United States Armed Forces are working to contain the area. If there is a nearby evacuation shelter you can get to safely, you are recommended to do so. Otherwise, stay in your homes until authorized personnel evacuate you to a secured facility. Thank you for your compliance. (295 fliers.json)
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This is a public alert from the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Its message, repeated in several languages, consists of a list of towns serving as major evacuation points from the New England Disaster Area. Someone has scribbled off most of the town names, and scrawled "OVERRUN" next to each one, with the exception of the Tacoma evacuation point. (296 fliers.json)
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This is a public warning from an unnamed source. Its rambling message, poorly-photocopied onto both sides of the page, reads: Don't believe the lies! The Army is rounding up people in death camps and executing them at mass graves. They cannot stop this. Do not believe what the mainstream news-media is reporting. All official evacuation points are death-traps. Secure supplies and escape the cities while there is still time. (297 fliers.json)
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This is a public message from an unnamed source. Its message, photocopied from a scrawled handwritten copy, reads: REPENT YOUR SINS O BABYLON FOR THE TIME OF HIS JUDGEMENT IS NIGH! LOOK UPON YOUR DESTRUCTION AND KNOW THAT IT IS JUST! YOU WILL BE DIVIDED FATHER AGAINST SON AND MOTHER AGAINST CHILD UNTO THE VERY LAST SINNER! (298 fliers.json)
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This is a public warning from the Federal Government. Its brief message, repeated in several languages, reads: The President of the United States has declared unilateral martial law to be in effect for the 48 contiguous states in response to the ongoing national crisis. Continue to shelter in place until evacuated to an appropriate emergency management camp by authorized military personnel. A 24-hour curfew has been established. This curfew will remain in effect until further notice. Stay indoors. Violators will be shot on sight. (299 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for Rivtech's 'ATOMIC POWER THIRST' energy drink. While intended to advertise a new flavor called Isotope RU-238 'FRUIT', most of the text is dedicated to a long list of possible side effects: anxiety, insomnia, severe insomnia, dizziness, tremors, nausea, headache, vomiting, delusions, hallucinations, rhabdomyolysis, internal burns, thyroid cancer, extensive internal bleeding, upper gastrointestinal bleeding, diarrhea, cardiac dysrhythmia, cardiovascular collapse, suicidal ideation, seizures, ataxia, amnesia, mania, stroke, neurodegeneration, malignalitaloptereosis, necrotizing fasciitis, recurrent flu, and pinkeye. (300 fliers.json)
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This is a soda advertisement. On the front is a picture of a happy couple on a beach watching the sun set. Between them are bottles of soda. The poster reads, "Cascade Cola, for those special moments" in bold white letters. (301 fliers.json)
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This is a flier for a fast food chain. In it, a man is placing an order with an attractive woman wearing a bright green shirt in the window with two happy children sitting in the back seat. The flier reads "Burgers, fries, and a Smile." Down in one corner is a company logo. (302 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for soda. It shows a dark brown can of soda on a black background. The label reads "Spin". (303 fliers.json)
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This is a flyer for a local pizza chain. On it is a picture of a cartoon Italian holding a pizza, with the words "It's a goooood pizza" written above his head. (304 fliers.json)
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This is a poster advertising contact lenses. On it is a picture of a blood shot eye with a rather long block of information beneath it making some fairly exaggerated claims about the product. (305 fliers.json)
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This is a flyer advertising a local radio station. It has a lot of bright colors and patterns, but no definite message other than "104.4 all the best, all the time!" in big yellow letters. (306 fliers.json)
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This is a large movie poster for "Action Packstone 6, Revenge of the Dog Men". It shows a fit man in a leather jacket with a revolver and a claymore walking towards the viewer. At his side is his trusty cyberdog companion and in the background is an explosion. (307 fliers.json)
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This is an illustrated poster for a brand of solar car. The vehicle is driving through a lush country side as small animals look on. The slogan "Improving the world, one tank at a time." is written across the top in small letters. (308 fliers.json)
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This is a soda advertisement. On the front is a picture of a happy couple on a beach watching the sun set. Between them are bottles of soda. The poster reads, "Cascade Cola, for those special moments" in bold white letters. Someone has colored in the sun with a black marker. The words "oh Discordia" are scrawled across the top. (309 fliers.json)
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This is a flier for a fast food chain. In it, a man is placing an order with an attractive woman wearing a bright green shirt in the window with two happy children in the back seat. The flier reads "Burgers, fries, and a Smile." down in one corner is a company logo. Someone has gone to town on this one with a permanent marker. It is now covered in rude images and racial epithets. (310 fliers.json)
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This is a flier for a local pizza chain. On it is a picture of a cartoon Italian holding a pizza, with the words "It's a goooood pizza" written above his head. Someone has drawn an exaggerated mustache on the cartoon Italian, along with a pair of crude, oversized breasts. (311 fliers.json)
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This is a poster advertising contact lenses. On it is a picture of a blood shot eye. Someone has defaced this one. The informative part has been torn off, and written in jagged letters across the top in red crayon are the words "ALL HAIL THE CRIMSON KING!". (312 fliers.json)
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This is an illustrated poster for a brand of solar car. The vehicle is driving through a lush country side as small animals look on. The slogan "Improving the world, one tank at a time." is written across the top. Someone used a blue pen to write "who gives a shit" across the slogan and put X's over the eyes of all the animals. (313 fliers.json)
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This is a poster advertising a underground bunker. The poster shows a nuclear bomb wiping out a city while a family huddles safely underground. There a slogan "Concerned about enemy attack? Want to protect your family? Join the VAULT program today." which is written in the middle. However, there seems to be no information about *how* one might do so. (314 fliers.json)
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This is a flier for Red Ryder BBGuns. On it a child is pulling a shining red wagon with a cooked pheasant on it and a wooden rifle over one shoulder. The child has a dog trailing beside him and a satisfied look on his face. The caption reads "When you chose Red Ryder, you invested in the American Dream. You invested in our Independence." (315 fliers.json)
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This is an old flier for a movie from the 30s. A tan man with slick black hair and muscles bulging through his offwhite suit is clasping a woman to his hip with one hand, and the woman is wearing a black leather dress. With her hips splayed, she is holding a pistol in one hand and starring directly out of the advert. The caption reads "Witness the rebirth of New Noir with 'Jersey Shore Blues'. Starring Jenifer Languiz as 'Snookie'!" (316 fliers.json)
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"Joe's Diner; 1/2 pound of meat, 3 toppings, 'your choice', all with a side of freedom fries and a BIG Gulp size pop." (317 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for the popular fast food chain, Foodplace. On an unadorned blue-and-magenta background it shows clear, unmistakable depictions of their products and plainly stated prices. The foodburger looks particularly nice. (318 fliers.json)
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This is a leaflet about autoclaving procedure. One sentence catches your attention "/!\Always place your tools into an autoclave pouch before autoclaving./!\" (319 fliers.json)
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This is an advertisement for a local hospital. You see a clean hospital room with a smiling man lying on the bed. The bed is connected to some medical apparatus with a "Autodoc Mk. X" printed on it. A doctor is seen working with its console, while his assistant is unpacking some high-tech hardware. The caption reads: "Autodoc - helping your loved ones get the safest surgery possible." (320 fliers.json)
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This advertisement reads "NEVER BE LEFT IN THE DARK! Powered by the inexhaustible might of betavoltaics, our new atomic lamp will glow as long as you need. Let there be light!" (321 fliers.json)
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This advertisement reads "The Future… powered by COFFEE! Cuppatech brings you the greatest revolution since espresso with our new Curie-G. Why wait for milk to boil? Have your coffee ready instantly with THE POWER OF THE ATOM!" (322 fliers.json)
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This advertisement reads "Sick of FUEL PRICES? Bus stop too far? Get your driving fix from THE SUN! Solar powered electric cars by Edison: Silent, Cheap, Powerful." (323 fliers.json)
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This advertisement reads "Coffee of The Future… RIGHT NOW! No one has really has the time to make great coffee, but now you don't have to! Cuppatech gives you inexhaustible ATOMIC power! To make boiling hot coffee the MINUTE you want it! The Curie-G Atomic One-Cup Coffeemaker." (324 fliers.json)
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PICKLED MEAT IN A JAR! Just like your grandma used to make! It will last for months or longer, and when you've eaten it, you can refill and seal the jar! Stock your emergency supply TODAY! (325 fliers.json)
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BAGS, BAGS, BAGS! They're very useful things! If we didn't have BAGS, what-would-we-use… to PUT a lot of things in!? (Ad by the "Play SchoolClothing Co.") (326 fliers.json)
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GLAMOPOLITAN! We've got ALL the latest tips! Whether you want to know what the elite are eating, wearing or discussing, Glamopolitan is YOUR magazine! So pick up a copy today and "Sizzle Like A Star"! (327 fliers.json)
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POPULAR MECHANICS: People say mechanics is boring? We say, Prove them Wrong! We've got all the articles that make it interesting to talk about, so you can "Make Mechanics Popular"! (328 fliers.json)
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BIRDHOUSE MONTHLY… Which wood would a woodpecker prefer? This month we discuss hardwood versus soft woods, whether to lacquer, oil or paint, and which type of nails you should use! (329 fliers.json)
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FEELING BLUE? Try "Greens" for Magazines! Your local Supermarket! Nothing cheers you up like a good magazine… Unless it's JUNK FOOD! Or why not buy an MP3 PLAYER or a GAME CONSOLE? Chase those Blues away at GREENS Supermarket (330 fliers.json)
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…What do you know about surviving in the Wilderness? If you can't make a snare you don't know TRAP! Hunt down a copy of TRAPPERS' LIFE and learn about wildlife!… And how to kill it. Classic BEAR TRAP returns in this issue! (331 fliers.json)
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HUNTING GOODS! Food prices getting you down? Why not get a crossbow or compound bow and Hunt Your Own!? Our arrows and bolts are completely reusable, so why not hunt animals like Mother Nature intended? (332 fliers.json)
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FEELING BLUE? Try "Greens" for Magazines! Your local Supermarket! Nothing cheers you up like a good magazine… Unless it's JUNK FOOD! Or why not buy an MP3 PLAYER or a GAME CONSOLE? Chase those blues away at GREENS Supermarket (333 fliers.json)
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…What do you know about surviving in the Wilderness? If you can't make a snare you don't know TRAP! Hunt down a copy of TRAPPERS' LIFE and learn about wildlife!… And how to kill it. This week, a CROSSBOW TRAP! (334 fliers.json)
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BIRDHOUSE MONTHLY… This month we look at some Dutch innovations in birdhouse design, and compare with the often confused Scandinavian Birdhouse design. Our article on sheet metal birdhouses will have you riveted! (335 fliers.json)
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CRAFTY CRAFTERS QUARTERLY: Macaroni isn't just for eating anymore! Learn how to make jewelry and art from it as well! We also discuss the correct way to use superglue without gluing your hands together! (336 fliers.json)
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THE RIPLEY-9k! Pilot your own cargo exoskeleton now! Our exoskeletons allow the power of a forklift guided by the strength of your own muscles. Carry heavy loads over rough terrain, even up stairs! (337 fliers.json)
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This is a poster advertising a brand of a hybrid gas-electric vehicle. Poster claims that hybrid car is the "best of two worlds" with the acceleration capabilities of a sport car and fuel consumption of a compact car. Something called the "Smart Controller®" is mentioned several times, which, if you are to believe the poster, it is some kind of military technology adapted for civilian market and it works like magic. In the bottom there is a slogan: "Enjoy your optimal ride with the Smart Engine Controller!" (338 fliers.json)
